Contradictionary of Euphemisms a foretaste..
 

Chaotic
Cleansing (ethnic)
Foreword
People's Liberation Army
Peace Keeping Force
Sanering (bedrijfs)
Trickle down

Chaotic has been included in the contradictionary, because the maths of keeping tabs on chaotic (let's say gaseous) particles is in fact very simple and orderly. Off the cuff i might say PV=nRT.
For more orderly configurations we don't have such simple equations.

and so on.


Cleansing (ethnic) in fact a very gruesome filthy business involving blood and shit being spilled on the street in a complete breakdown of harmonious neighbourlyness.

Foreword applied after an editing session has been completed.

People's Liberation Army is now alas! alleged to be a commercial operation exploiting the fruits of a workforce in chains. Thus it no longer liberates, but enslaves [it is rumoured..].

Peace Keeping Force in actual fact looks like a well prepared war machine.

Sanering (bedrijfs)

Trickle down
 The myth propagated by Ronald Reagan et al that the condition of poor people is best improved by making the rich even richer and getting the poor to pay for it. When we regard the actual flow of wealth in that great commonwealth [as founded back in 1776, see folly] in the past root 2 decades or so we might say Flood up.